Yes, you read that right. I recently signed up on match.com. For those of you who followed my internet dating drama of 2007 (it was an era!) I'm sure you are wondering what crack I have smoked to make me high enough to sign up for that again. {Side note, does one smoke crack? I don't know how that works. I thought you did something else with crack. My drug knowledge is limited.} Well, yes I signed up and I have received a barrage of emails from guys that think I'm hot. heh And where are all these guys when I go out for a girls night and feel invisible next to my beautiful friends? Oh yeah, they're sitting behind their computers, surfing match.com. Well, it's always fun to see what people say when they are trying to put their best foot forward. It amazes me how, instead of "forward," they put it straight in their mouth! An email I received today is a good example of that. "Wow, you are gorgeous! It seems as though we have a lot in common